Black Entertainment Television, a network made up of black men saying retarded things and half-white women showing off their asses. Similar to the mexican channel.
See also: The WB
Oddly enough, there is no White Entertainment Television because the Jews running the media want to instill a sense of racial shame across America so we don't come to our senses and start another Holocaust.
-Yo, nigga, I was just watchin' BET duh udda day. I beat off to all dem white girls.