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The process of melting a plastic cutout (of your favorite shape) to your loved ones rectum hole, then pull out the inner rectum tissue and staple it to the shape so it stays in place. Now your partner can shit out your favorite dessets.
Mike Schmitt gave a staplemeltershape in a star shape to Pete M.
by Dvoyak Squared October 24, 2003
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