8 definitions by Dusty Cox

Poop Goblin

One who breaks into a bathroom immediately after the inhabitant has taken their poop and proceeds to beat the pooper unconcious then steal the poop. When the subdued pooper wakes he will find he was a victim of the poop goblin.

Al (waking up on bathroom floor)- What? Where am I?
(looks in empty toilet)
Al- Ahh! The poop goblin has struck again!

by Dusty Cox August 11, 2009

dusty cat

When you sprinkle cocaine and paint chips between the chicks tits, then have the dude snort them out.

(2 burglars are trying to break into a warehouse)
Al- There's a trooper guarding the door!
Kari- I'll seduce him with a Dusty Cat.

by Dusty Cox July 21, 2009

Grinding my own Business

When grinding, only paying attention to the chick in front of you and not lookin around at other couples (or sandwiches) grinding around you.

Al (grinding Kari, talking to Lyle, who is grinding Lena)- Pretty great party, right?
Lyle- I can't hear you. I'm Grinding my own Business right now.

by Dusty Cox December 2, 2009

Crafty Veteran

When the chick craps in a martini shot glass then mixes it with Jose Cuervo then makes the dude take it as a body shot out of her regions.

Bob- How'd the drinking games go last night?
Al- I won, but at the end Kari gave me a Crafty Veteran.

by Dusty Cox March 16, 2009

harry hermoine

a mass amount of pubic hair between the naval and the knees

we got back to my place after a long day so i told her to take off her pants and she a massive harry hermoine

by Dusty Cox March 1, 2009

french backwash

When you cum in the chicks mouth then slap her across the face with your wallet.

Kari- My mouth still hurts from yesterday.
Mrs. Stratton- What hapened?
Kari- Al gave me some french backwash after i gargled his marbles.

by Dusty Cox July 21, 2009

R.E.M. job

The act of giving/recieving a rimjob while listening to an R.E.M track played very loudly.

Al- (muffle muffle)
Kari- What? Can't hear you, you gotta yell!
(blasting)Its the end of the world as we know it, it's the end of the world as we know it.....................
Kari- Ohhhh great R.E.M. job

by Dusty Cox November 28, 2009