2 definitions by Dumpeldore

Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!

I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.

by Dumpeldore July 19, 2023

Gleason

Another word for poop, pooping yourself

Dude did you just take a gleason?

I just gleased myself.

by Dumpeldore January 15, 2009