3 definitions by Duke aka Dukenstein 3D
1. When you're at the gym getting a good pump going and some bro tries stealing your girl.
2. When you sit too close to a heater and your sweatshirt gets a little toasty.
3. If a fat girl falls in the woods, she be rippin', bruh.
2. When you sit too close to a heater and your sweatshirt gets a little toasty.
3. If a fat girl falls in the woods, she be rippin', bruh.
1. "Bro, I was utilizing my favorite jam last week at Gold's Gym when some uber bro tried to interrupt my pump by hitting on my girl. I was like, 'Bro, come on. Come on, BRO,' and he was all, 'I ain't rippin'.'"
2. "I was at grandma's last week sitting by her little space heater and I was rippin' hard, bruh."
3. "Walking in the woods and some fat bitch was rippin', bro."
2. "I was at grandma's last week sitting by her little space heater and I was rippin' hard, bruh."
3. "Walking in the woods and some fat bitch was rippin', bro."
by Duke aka Dukenstein 3D July 17, 2018
1. General Tom foolery associated with inactive Bat-Slaps.
2. When you're at an estuary and a bunch of fish hop out of the water and steal your baby off the blanket during a picnic.
2. When you're at an estuary and a bunch of fish hop out of the water and steal your baby off the blanket during a picnic.
1. "I can't take much more of this damned slappery, my toe is starting to ache."
2. "I was sitting near the estuary and some slappery took place. Luckily it was the fat couple sitting next to us. SLAP-FAST!!"
2. "I was sitting near the estuary and some slappery took place. Luckily it was the fat couple sitting next to us. SLAP-FAST!!"
by Duke aka Dukenstein 3D July 17, 2018
1. When your farts are so ripe that you lose all your friends in a Wal-Mart.
2. When there's a fart queued to come out and you sneeze, forcing the fart out while your butthole is clenched and it tears your asshole in half.
2. When there's a fart queued to come out and you sneeze, forcing the fart out while your butthole is clenched and it tears your asshole in half.
1. Guts; "What's wrong with that guy?"
Griffin; "He was riding high but then he hit a raft pumpkin..."
2. "I was sitting on my aunt's couch and I power-pumped a raft-pumpkin."
And that is how you make scrambled eggs!
Griffin; "He was riding high but then he hit a raft pumpkin..."
2. "I was sitting on my aunt's couch and I power-pumped a raft-pumpkin."
And that is how you make scrambled eggs!
by Duke aka Dukenstein 3D June 10, 2018