I was the only one at the bar, I ordered Long Island iced teas, puked in my hotel room. I got Steinkamp drunk.
She got Steinkamp drunk, reached for the door handle of the car and fell out.
'You got quiet, what are you doing?' -girl
'Peeing on my neighbors lawn'-high maintenance hillbilly
'Aren't you in a wealthy gated community?'-girl
'Oh yeah...the neighbors are going to shit.'-high maintenance hillbilly