A person skilled in the art of jumping fences, screaming meaningless gibberish, and be able to do intense labor for minimal wage. Considered extremely useful by many, Mexicans can work double the hours a white person can, recieve half the pay and go home to his family screaming "Tequila
!, Tequila" and be content. However Americans are getting pissed because apparently the smell is finally getting to them- oh yeah and they take jobs from lazy Americans. Usually seen with a lawnmower, a mexicans one true weakness is the border patrol or illegal immigration
-Mexicans arent full humans yet
-White people love mexicans because they keep their lawns nice and neat for cheap, why get a 7 year old white chump saving money for his power ranger toy when you can get a nice, cheap mexican?
-Not all Mexicans are bad, just poor
-Mexican food is da shit
-A Mexican once pulled a knife on me, threatening to kill me until i pointed behind him and screamed "BORDER CONTROL", he went scrambling for his life.
-What the fuck is dat mexican jibberish on the radio?