2 definitions by Drew Cavner

Sacramento Slugger

The act of filling a tube sock with freshly excreted fecal matter, then striking a companion/spouse repeatedly.

The prostitute was way too expensive, so I talked her down to 20$ for a Sacramento Slugger instead.

by Drew Cavner October 9, 2007

Venezuelan Waterballoon

VerbThe act of multiple persons ejaculating into a sock, and hurling it at another person/persons.

Noun A sock filled with human ejaculate intended for hurling at a person/persons.

Frederick: Dude, Can I borrow a sock?

Jimmy: What for?

Frederick: Me and the guys are gonna Venezuelan Waterballoon Theresa... That bitch

Jimmy: Why?

Frederick: She's just a bitch.

Jimmy: Use one of your own.

Frederick: I already used mine giving Kelli and Jamie Sacremento Sluggers.

by Drew Cavner October 9, 2007