Definitions by Dressing and Gravy

Chalking

The act of chomping gum while talking.

I couldn't understand that politician at all with all of his chalking on that wad of gum

Chalking by Dressing and Gravy February 6, 2019

Counterfactual 

Something that is not factual

Man 1: 6 plus 4 is 9
Man 2: That is so counterfactual!

Counterfactual by Dressing and Gravy January 31, 2019

Overhammered 

1. Using a hammer that is much too large for the nail.

2. When you've had way too much to drink.

1. Hey Billy, bring me a smaller hammer, this sledge hammer is way too overhammered for that small finishing nail.

2. John got totally overhammered last night, he drank 6 dozen beer in 2 hours!

Overhammered by Dressing and Gravy January 31, 2019