4 definitions by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer

A river or stream that has had a golf ball placed in it, removed, then molested twice by an arguably Russian autistic 30-year-old
Dude, the recipe for these baked beans calls for twice-touched-water, what the hell is that?
by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer February 12, 2019
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That one kinda fat and fuck ugly kid in your middle school ELA class who is the most hilarious mother fucker you've ever met and can do a perfect voice impression of everyone from Trump, to George Bush, to Edna from The Incredibles. The list goes on. He also manages to make the most boring things funny with his unrivalled charisma and 100% lack of the ability to feel shame. The Rickster is certainly one to be admired
"Holy shit Ian! The Rickster and his comrade, the Nickster made a rap about nouns and it's hilarious! (Also known as the world renowned rappers: Thug Monkey and Nicko Mode)
by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer March 23, 2019
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A way of saying "Nigga". Commonly used by country nigga and city city niggas from the early 2000's specifically. But ain't them suburban niggas be goin' 'round calling fools "nyukkaughs" nuh uh. Nope. Not in dis hood nyukkaugh
Wuss good nyukkaugh?! Wuss reaaally good?! Ya silly nyukkaugh
by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer August 31, 2019
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When you're more than just retarded, you're double-tarded. Hence the dubtard
Guy 1: aye yo Chuck, wanna watch me to a whip-it with my grandma's farts?
Guy 2: I think you're fucking dubtarded mitch
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