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The sexual process where a female is in the act of double penetration, and upon the males' climaxing, they pull out and ejaculate across the female's face. Afterwards, one male, whilst looking down at the now semen-crossed face yells to her, "Are you not entertained?! ARE YOU NOT EN-TER-TAINED?!!!!"

The crossing motion resembles the scene of Gladiator where Russell Crowe takes the two swords and cuts of the opponent's head. This whole process may also be accompanied by the other male kneeling down, picking up a handful of dirt and/or sand, and letting it fall through his fist, into the wind.
<splooge>
<splooge>
Male1: Are you not entertained?! ARE YOU NOT EN-TER-TAINED?!!!!!
Male2: <dust floating through his fingertips>
Female: Yes, very much so. I always love getting the Gladiator.
by Dr. Keith Moon June 03, 2008

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