Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde's definitions

Grizzlyposer

The big bearded tattooed scary looking
guy who invites you over to play video games and cries about global warming.

The Grizzlyposer walked out of GameStop

with his cool new game and drove away in his Prius.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 29, 2020

Woolypopper

The girl that is so round you can't get your hands together when you're hugging her.

Woolypoppers make good lovers.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde June 26, 2024

Masdouche

A fat lazy asshole that never worked a real job,still lives with his mother,berates women,wishes he could see his penis with out a mirror, buys porn,acts like he has actually accomplished something in life, smells offensively of cat urine,and is in general the biggest leach.

Masdouche had a rough day when a cat pissed on his new Hustler magazine. He had to whack off thinking about the ugly chick he fucked 20 years ago.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 29, 2020

Sherlockabitch

Adjective, Any cop that gets knocked on his ass by a woman.

Sherlockabitch met his match when he shoved Mindi at the bar.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde May 29, 2019

Petunia polecat

Pronoun, The homely obese stripper that constantly annoys you and drives away all the good looking strippers. This skank has no place in a strip club. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT tip this beast.
It will try to follow you home.

Dude, I will never go to that club again. It was full of Petunia polecats.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde August 29, 2019

doppelwolfer

Noun, When there are two sisters that from behind look exactly the same,except one has the face of an angel and the other a gargoyle.

Dude I'm not going out with the doppelwolfer just so you can bang her hot sister.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde December 28, 2018

shub

Noun, When you think you're going to fart while taking a bath in the tub,and accidentally shit.

Man,I was sick as hell the other day. I coughed so hard when I was taking a bath that I took a shub.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde August 29, 2019