Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde's definitions

Peloser

Democratic / Socialist fan boy.

The Peloser cried when Donald Trump was reelected.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 28, 2020

Masdouche

A fat lazy asshole that never worked a real job,still lives with his mother,berates women,wishes he could see his penis with out a mirror, buys porn,acts like he has actually accomplished something in life, smells offensively of cat urine,and is in general the biggest leach.

Masdouche had a rough day when a cat pissed on his new Hustler magazine. He had to whack off thinking about the ugly chick he fucked 20 years ago.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 29, 2020

Grizzlyposer

The big bearded tattooed scary looking
guy who invites you over to play video games and cries about global warming.

The Grizzlyposer walked out of GameStop

with his cool new game and drove away in his Prius.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 29, 2020

Coronafool

The fucking idiots on this earth that actually thought Coronavirus had something to do with tainted Mexican beer.

Man, this coronavirus outbreak is more serious than I thought. Yeah , you Coronafool.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde April 2, 2020

Snotlingus

The act which lesbians perform after sneezing.

The girl looked down after the sneeze at her lover and said," It looks a night of snotlingus for you."
The guy said ," No , It's time to fuck!"

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde April 11, 2020

Coedvid-19

The hot chick in your freshman year English class that has already done a porno movie.

Dude, that girl that sits by the window in
English is a babe. You mean Coedvid-19 ?
Stop by my dorm and I will give you her video. Her video? Yeah, her video!

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde April 22, 2020

muff merchant

Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes

Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 2, 2020