1 definition by Dr. Fasolius Miasmus
Fartability: the odds that a food will cause noxious gas that is harmful to living things and injurious to health.
On the fartability scale of 0 to 100%, these beans were a 35 because I soaked them for 24 hours and cooked them well.
by Dr. Fasolius Miasmus January 13, 2010