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Farting- a gas consisting of methane and oxygen that derives from the stomach and runs down to the anus which often times carries feces which exits the anus and commonly enters the nose of any nearby person.
Shit dude! Stop the farting!

What is in the ass you'll find in the nose
by Dr proffecor Patton! December 31, 2012

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