3 definitions by Dr Stranglewank
Premature Ejaculation Brake
A mental device used to delay the inevitable release of love juice. A mental image to prevent early release of baby gravy.
For example when doing the dirty and approaching the vinegar stroke I quickly thought of Jeff naked and angry.
A mental device used to delay the inevitable release of love juice. A mental image to prevent early release of baby gravy.
For example when doing the dirty and approaching the vinegar stroke I quickly thought of Jeff naked and angry.
Chris: "here mate I was banging this slag last night but was developing a early burst so I quickly had to PEB myself"
by Dr Stranglewank December 2, 2020
When a man styles a ladies hair by shooting a load of sticky white love piss all over her head and then attempting to plait or weave it.
Loving wife: "Oh Eric could you be a darling and give me a chunky weave"
Eric:"Yes wench. First allow me time to mix my batter then I will sort you the finest chunky weave possible"
Eric:"Yes wench. First allow me time to mix my batter then I will sort you the finest chunky weave possible"
by Dr Stranglewank December 1, 2020
Semen Projected at Disgrace.
When a man ejaculates during a socially unacceptable occasion or at a time when it really is not necessary.
When a man ejaculates during a socially unacceptable occasion or at a time when it really is not necessary.
Paramedic attends to a road collision
Paramedic: "oh my god why is there semen all over this windscreen!"
Benjamin Stranglewank: "sorry but I tried to help but seen she had passed away and I SPad"
At a funeral
Rev Fingerboy: "we release this soul to heav.....fucking hell who has shot man muck all over this coffin!!"
Benjamin Stranglewank: " I apologise profusely but I really feel passionate about their passing and simply had to SPaD"
Paramedic: "oh my god why is there semen all over this windscreen!"
Benjamin Stranglewank: "sorry but I tried to help but seen she had passed away and I SPad"
At a funeral
Rev Fingerboy: "we release this soul to heav.....fucking hell who has shot man muck all over this coffin!!"
Benjamin Stranglewank: " I apologise profusely but I really feel passionate about their passing and simply had to SPaD"
by Dr Stranglewank December 2, 2020