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Judge

A lawyer who has prostituted themselves in the courts and attended a sufficient number of coke fueled orgies with the other judges to be trusted to join the club.
Judge 1: Should we let Cynthia become a judge?

Judge 2: We have no choice, she has photos of my Johnson.
by Dr Neurohacker July 12, 2022
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Glorified Technician

glo·ri·fied/kləˈniSHən: (in religious contexts) made glorious/ a person employed to look after technical equipment or do practical work in a laboratory
The glorified technician did not take an oath and will sell his soul for your money while pretending to cure you.
by Dr Neurohacker April 11, 2022
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igottaguy

/I/ /ˈɡädə/ /gI/ n.
When you are looking for someone to do a specific job and a friend offers another friend, cousin, relative of theirs because they have a side deal and not because that person has any merit.
You need your house built? Igottaguy for you, he is the best at everything, can do your water and your electrical. Best price ever!
by Dr Neurohacker October 5, 2021
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Troglokoi

trog· lo· koi | \ ˈträ-glə-ˌ \ kȯi
Troglokoi (n.)

a brotherhood characterized by reclusive habits or outmoded or reactionary attitudes.

lit: a group who creeps into holes.
The Troglokoi reject science and prefer SCIENCE.
by Dr Neurohacker August 28, 2021
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