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45’s special pet name for news channel staffers who aired his absurd black Sharpie pen shitshow as he tried to legitimize a fake story he’d concocted that a portion of Alabama was in the path of Hurricane Dorian.
C’mon you fake news fuckheads, just lemme get this fake bullshit on the air for two minutes and then those Polacks will accept my whole cancellation story that I pulled outta my ass!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2019
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Another way of saying that someone does not have a reliable sense of time.
I’ve spent my life trying to pin down the complex interaction between genetic and environmental factors that have gone into my well-known and intractable distorted time lens.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023
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When what you can afford is what you can steal and sell.
Crackhead economics is a simple sustaining system that doesn’t require any education, talent or planning ability, addiction is the only motivation you need!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2020
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Like a matador but using the red cape or “muleta“ to whoosh away the farts as they are emitted.
That poor reeking fucker needs a fartador to accompany him wherever he goes.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020
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Another apt nickname for the barely elected human wrecking ball, the 45th President of the United States.
In his largely distorted, psychotic view of his role in the world, King Trump the Tarrific is righting all of the long-standing economic wrongs by punitively damaging all players via poorly thought out tariffs, largely to show that he can wield power over everyone.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019
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A state of mind characterized by a deep state of calm and pervasive detachment.
For sometime now I’ve been learning about Buddhism from my cat, Fluffmonster, whose catthink serves as a desirable model.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021
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A person who specializes in creatively combining unrelated ideas to imply cause and effect which can be intentionally used to mislead the public.
The best conflatologists are often hired to be Fox News Anchors.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2021
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