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disability

Apparently still fair game as the butt for humor according to many UrbanDictionary daffynitions, as well as popular culture in general.
At least as recently as 2000, movie-makers created an entire comedy around the concept of a disability by producing Me, Myself & Irene.

Duh-weebs in the cinema industry rewarded them by showing it on their screens.

More duh-weebs rewarded both the movie-makers and the cinemas by paying to see it, and a couple of the more hard-core cases actually enjoyed watching it.
by Downstrike October 5, 2004
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Humbug

What you get if you cross a Hummer with a VW.
by Downstrike November 3, 2006
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Cancel

If you click Cancel for the purpose of correcting a typo, UrbanDictionary.com will insist that you correct both the Definition and the Example, regardless of the fact that one of them doesn't have a typo in it. Otherwise, it will say, That example was already submitted for... even though you canceled that submission.
by Downstrike December 1, 2004
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daffynition

A comical, or at least absurd, definition. Such a definition makes sense from some facetious or offensive point of view.
Calling the Rolling Stones a landslide would be a daffynition.

Many of the UrbanDictionary defintions about alternative lifestyles, politics, and religion are daffynitions.

Daffynitions are the basis for many common euphemisms.
by Downstrike May 23, 2004
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sir

What you should respond to when people call you by it, so they don't call you Hey You next.
You can't go in there, sir.

Sir!

Hey You!!
by Downstrike October 30, 2004
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pyramid scheme

A fraudulent business model, illegal in most places, in which participants are paid to recruit more participants, rather than commissions on sales.

Frequently passed off as Multi-Level Marketing by incorporating sales of an unmarketable product or service into the scheme. In such cases, participants are usually required to maintain a monthly purchase quota to qualify for payments.
Pyramid schemes market to prospective participants while Multi-Level Marketing plans market to prospective consumers. Pyramid schemes fail because scam participants are not a viable market. Most of the participants pay more money to participate than they receive for participating because there aren't enough suckers left to recruit.

Once the suckers figure that out and quit paying into the scheme, those who recruited them start losing money too, and then they quit. The scam shrivels even faster than it grew.
by Downstrike September 9, 2004
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911

1. A number you dial when there is an emergency, or if you are a duh-weeb, when you want to ask a question or report something that happened last week.

2. A Porche.

3. A frequent misspelling of 9/11, which stands for September 11, 2001.
If someone just now stole your 911 (2), by all means call 911 (1), but if it went missing during 9/11, (correct spelling of 3), go stand in line like everybody else.
by Downstrike November 11, 2004
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