Downstrike's definitions

bagyerface

Valspeak for, so ugly you wish they'd put a bag over their face.

Ohmygod! He is so bagyerface!

by Downstrike May 26, 2004

Committee Mentality

The collective stupidity that results when a committee forms.

The President of the National Academy of Sciences asked, "What right has the federal government to propose that the American people conduct a vast nutritional experiment with themselves as subjects, on the strength of so very little evidence that it will do them any good?"

However, Committee Mentality was already in motion, and a popular culture icon known as the Food Guide Pyramid came to be.

by Downstrike June 16, 2004

clerk

One who handles clerical duties.

A large office needs a file clerk to keep the files organized.

by Downstrike May 25, 2004

masturbation

Shaking hands with the unemployed.

He's shaking hands with the unemployed, just like a politician at the Unemployment Office.

Huh?

Masturbation.

Oh, of course!

by Downstrike September 19, 2006

sucks the big dick

1. adj. Describing something horrific, or at least undesirable.

2. v. Dies.

When you suck the big dick, that really sucks the big dick!

by Downstrike July 10, 2004

publish

To make content available to the public by any means, either for a cost, or for free.

Far too much pure nonsense is published on the World Wide Web, and especially on UrbanDictionary.com.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

impactful

Duh-weebish for "significant".

Notwithstanding the canonical convergence of sustainable frameworks within the infrastructures of business on demand, the logistics of opportunistic legerdemain in this example is impactful.

by Downstrike June 3, 2004