Downstrike's definitions

Apologetics

Groups of bigoted religious zealots whose primary goal is to label the religions of others as, cults.

I looked at some Apologetics' web sites and every one of them was calling some other religion, if not several religions, a cult. If they really were cults, the Apologetics wouldn't have had to make such crap about them.

by Downstrike December 28, 2005

Legalese

The dialect that the "legal" profession uses to hoodwink people into paying them a week's wage for an hour's work. See conflict of interest.

Attorneys use Legalese to be able to tell lies about regular people without the regular people being able to understand what's said about them.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

too pooped to pop

Too tired to continue what ever is in progress.

From pooped, meaning tired, and pop meaning ejaculate; literally, too tired to have sex. Frequently used by fogies who would be offended if they heard anyone say the literal meaning, because they don't think about what they're saying.

Why'd you stop?

I'm too pooped to pop!

by Downstrike September 5, 2005

alignment

One's philosophical loyalties; may include religious ideals.

In RPG, the choice between good and evil; law and chaos.

Why do my chaotic evil characters always get stuck with a bunch of goody-goody lawfuls?

by Downstrike May 26, 2004

Planet Janet

A character from Schoolhouse Rock with rocket engines for legs.

Planet Janet is a galaxy girl.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

colonist

One of a group of people sent by one civilization to another land for the purposing of "civilizing" the civilization that is already there, under the assumption that the existing civilization is not civilized. See bigot and racism.

Europeans thought that having more powerful weapons and larger armies, (see army), made them more civilized than anyone else, so they sent colonists to bring all the other civilizations down to their level.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

Artesians

Little people of most any description, seen only by rednecks in old Oly commercials.

Artesians are from Artesia, and they come up through Artesian wells at night.

by Downstrike December 26, 2004