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Typo

1. The one instance of a particular word in what you've written that will bring out stampeding herds of duh-weebs to point out to you the correct spelling of the word - and a few more incorrect ways to spell it - even though every other instance of the word is spelled correctly.

2. A correctly spelled word that illiterate duh-weebs are unfamiliar with, and will mistake for misspellings of other words.

3. The reason why spell-checkers were invented.
1. "The correct spelling of yelow is yellow."

"Maybe that's why I spelled it that way the other 36 times I used that word."

2. "You left the P out of homepage."

"If I had wanted to call my homage a homepage, I would have."

3. "I spell everything correctly! I use a spell-checker!"

"Spell-checkers don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, and neither do you."
by Downstrike May 30, 2004
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damn well please

1. What people do when they know better.

2. What a corporation or government remains free to continue to do after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had been convicted of it. See also committee and bureaucracy.
Due to legal doctrines such as corporate personhood, corporations and governments have more rights than people do, so they do what ever they damn well please.
by Downstrike September 20, 2004
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county seat

The capital city of a county, from which the county's government operates, and where fairgrounds and regional offices of state agencies are frequently located.
Frisco fills the entire county of San Francisco, so it can't help but be the county seat.
by Downstrike October 23, 2005
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your date's here

Insult given to someone you think poorly of, when something ugly walks, crawls, swims, or flies into sight.
After Howard the Duck lands on Earth, one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!
by Downstrike October 3, 2004
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series

A group of segments making up a whole.
Television programs are series made up of episodes.

The World series is comprised of a number of games.
by Downstrike May 23, 2004
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I gotta go

Excuse me, but if I don't get to the restroom, there's going to be a mess.
See shit happens.

Woodjoo move? I gotta go!
by Downstrike September 9, 2004
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climb into the handbasket

An invitation to go on a trip, using a handbasket as transportation; derived from the phrase, go hell in a handbasket.
When you climb into the handbasket, be sure to take your lies with you.
by Downstrike November 6, 2006
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