2 definitions by Downside Risk

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(kō'ĭ-tes - mam-uh-res) n. adj. Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis between the breasts. Usually accompanied by rhythmic movements, leading to the ejaculation of semen from the penis in the region between her cleavage, neck and chin. A high-brow description of a sexual act also known as "titty-fucking".

Coitus: Origin, Latin, from past participle of coīre, to copulate.

Mammaris: Origin, mammary 1682, from French mammaire; from Latin mamma "breast," probably from the child's word for "mother."
So Biff. How did it go with Muffy last night?

Fairly well, old chap. Muffy said she was in her "scarlet phase". So, after the cotillion, we did a little coitus mammaris in the back of the Bentley behind the clubhouse. I was a tad annoyed when she used my ascot to clean her "pearl necklace" off.
#titty fucking #coitus #breasts #mammaries #coital #coitis #pearl necklace
by Downside Risk January 14, 2010
cunt·pit kunt-pit –noun
A space, usually enclosed, in the forward fuselage of an airplane containing the flying controls, instrument panel, and seats for a female pilot and female copilot or female flight crew.
Q: Where does a female airline pilot sit?

A: In the cuntpit.
#cockpit #cunt #pussy #vagina #snatch
by Downside Risk February 24, 2010
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