14 definitions by Douglas Wayne

baby shoes

You wack off in a persons shoe, leaving your cum in there for them to step in and walk around it unknowingly. Leave your unborn children in their slippers or sneakers to get even.

Rich was so mad at Henry that to get even he jerked off into Henry's shoes. Boy Henry wasn't expecting to be walking around in Baby Shoes that day.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Bill Cosby

A Bill Cosby is when a black man dips his pudding pop(penis) into a bowl of pudding so that a white girl can suck it off during oral sex.

Jerome persuaded Jillian to suck the pudding off his penis. He pulled a Bill Cosby.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

petrie dish

Deposting you semen in a girls belly button.

This chick actually let me do the petrie dish to her.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Recycler

When you wack off and jizz in your hand and use the cum as lube to wack off again.

I was so horny that I tried the Recycler and beat off twice in a row.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

hornswaggling

hornswaggling is having sex with a retard because they make noises like various type of horns.

Hey Joe want's to get lucky with some Special Olymics contestants. He loves hornswaggling

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Conan O'Brian

Having sex with a girl and broadcasting it late at night for your friends to watch.

I can't wait until Josh pulls a Conan O'Brian and we finally get to see him nail his chick.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Stylist

The use of hair products for masturbation. Using hair spray for gripping purposes.

You can get a tight tug with some aqua net on your dick. I really want to abuse myself tonight so I am going to try the stylist.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006