Defined by his Egg-like appearence and his homosexual tendencies, Douglegay has become a firm fixture of the Leeds gay nightlife. Often to be found prowling the streets after hours spent playing Mario Kart, beware of this predator's extreme love for rotten bananas.
'What a Douglegay' Jonny Byrne.
'Bit of a twat...riiiiiiight' Hannah Catmur.
'Dickhead...butch' Rosie Dyson.
'I'd rather eat monkey faeces than be a Douglegay.' Sinead Turner.