2 definitions by Douglas Cross

throttlecock

To grab one's own manhood (or sex sausage, if you will) therby giving it the means to jam it into a tight orafus, or any other tight place, for that matter.

Seeing that it would not be an easy task, Ed throttlecocked the small sheep.

by Douglas Cross July 8, 2006

pull some wool

Having the ability to easily attract women. Possessing the ability to easily "hook-up" with Girls.

This weekend, as Doug rides into Newport Beach with his biker gang, in perfect formation, he will definitely pull some wool.

by Douglas Cross July 3, 2006