The town where fun goes to die. Living in Chambersburg is similar to masturbating to the same porn site every night. Its fun the first time you go there, but every time after your left sitting in your bedroom with a limp and messy dick wallowing in self petty. Things locals do for fun are but not limited to, drinking coffee at Denny's, getting the shits at Waffle House, listening the local mind numbing christian bands, and attempting/succeeding in suicide.
Guy 1: Last night I went to Chambersburg to get some pussy!"
Guy 2: Jesus Christ how did that go?!
Guy 1: Terrible, I tried to screw this hot chick, but she was so boring my dick went limp. I ended up going home and jerking off, but it was tough because my tears kept getting in the way. I'm never going back there again.