The town where fun goes to die. Living in Chambersburg is similar
to the same
porn site every night. Its fun the first time
you go there, but every time
after your left sitting in your bedroom with
a limp and messy dick wallowing in self petty. Things locals
do for fun are but not limited to, drinking coffee at Denny's, getting the shits at Waffle
House, listening the local mind numbing christian bands, and attempting/succeeding in suicide.
Guy 1: Last
night I went
to Chambersburg to get some pussy!"
Guy 2: Jesus Christ how did that go?!
Guy 1: Terrible, I tried
to screw this
hot chick, but she was so boring my dick went
limp. I ended up going
home and jerking off, but it was tough because my tears kept getting in the way. I'm never going
back there again.