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2 definitions by Dont Ask... Man

The act of vomiting, urinating, then defecating on a womans pussy and stirring it up with your dick, creating a kind of salad inside her.
The only good thing about getting the flu every once in a while is that Mary let's me give her the old Mississippi Salad.

I now walk around shirtless in December so I don't miss the opportunity.
by Dont Ask... Man March 02, 2010
What you tell a girl when she asks you to put on a condom.
Girl: Put on a condom.
Guy: Condom Shmondom
Girl: Please
Guy: Naw
Girl: Alright
by Dont Ask... Man May 22, 2010