you rack em, i crack em

To rack the balls before the start of a pool game.

Before the start of a game of pool, Biff Lambert always says , "you rack em, i crack em."

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 07, 2018

thickheads

People lacking in common sense or a modicum of intelligence, or people with big fat heads on their shoulders.

This country{USA is full of thickheads because we elected Donnie Trump for President. A classic case of the dumbing down of America.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

oops poops

A term for when you cut a fart but realize you pooped your pants.

Jennifer cried oops poops when she tried to cut a silent but deadly one and a bunch of liquid shit came squirting out of her ass.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

crummy dummy

A stupid dumbass who dresses poorly.

Corkle told Max Holloway that Michael Bisping looks like a crummy dummy today!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone April 05, 2018

Urban Dictionary editor

The most important, intelligent, charismatic, and sensible person in the world.

Without the Urban Dictionary Editor,the world would be in complete chaos.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

H. R. Pufnstuf

A children's show featuring live puppets that aired on Saturday mornings from 1969 to 1975.

H. R. Pufnstuf, cant get a little but you cant get enough. H.R. Pufnstuf was produced by Sid and Marty Kroft. Rumor has it that the Jewish Kroft brothers killed Hitler after Hitler had faked his death and hid in Brazil. The Krofts hunted Hitler down and tortured him for weeks than offed his ass!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 19, 2017

shaggy taco

A very hairy un-shaven vaginal area.

Man homeboy I loved it. When Lady Gaga took her panties off she revealed that she had a shaggy taco. I love oldschool un-shaven poontang so when I began to make love to her I cummed in 20 seconds because I was sooooo horn dawg. The second my erectile touched her pussy lips I cummed. Luckily she gave me a second chance though. I didnt cum for 25 minutes the next time I shagged that Shaggy taco between Gaga's legs.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017