86 definitions by Donald Cowboy Cerrone

penis pocket

A pocket on the inside of a pair of trousers or shorts near the zipper.

Corkle asked Daniel Cormier why the new trousers being advertised had a penis pocket. Cormier did'nt know so Corkle asked Robbie Lawler the same question, but Lawler did not know either. So Corkle asked Rickles, the Bellator fighter,and Caveman Rickles said it was there in case someone got a hard-on. That way hopefully no would notice your erection, if you stuck your erection in the pocket. Corkle wondered how to do that without some one noticing!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 19, 2017

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oops poops

A term for when you cut a fart but realize you pooped your pants.

Jennifer cried oops poops when she tried to cut a silent but deadly one and a bunch of liquid shit came squirting out of her ass.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

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crummy dummy

A stupid dumbass who dresses poorly.

Corkle told Max Holloway that Michael Bisping looks like a crummy dummy today!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone April 5, 2018

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covid moron

Anybody who writes a definition for a word related to covid 19.

Anybody who writes a definition for a word related to the Mexican beer virus is a covid moron. This is a deadly disease, and should not be taken lightly or made light of. The only writer excluded from this rule is the brilliant writer of the definition of covid moron.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone April 7, 2020

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