The act of drugging
syndrome people of roughly similar
build (preferably male - they're quicker
harder to catch). You must
transport the drugged downs
syndromes to a pre-approved location.
mark out a race track
using markers, chalk or any other object you have
handy. (it is suggested that you start
by making the track
a circle or oval, the more advanced may choose to add S-bends etc. but this is not recommended for beginners).Before
the drugs wear off of the downs
can be referred to as cars at this point
), you must
remove their clothes
and paint your
preferred number on their stomach. (You may also
put sponsor stickers on their arms and legs for the authentic
line the 5 'cars' up at the starting line.
'car' up, you stand
behind them and put your
their shoulders. You then must have your
elected pit crew assist
you in looping an oversized leather belt
around yours and the 'cars' waist and fastening it at your
back so the 'car' cannot reach it.
As the 'cars' slowly begin to come out of their groggy
state you should put your
helmet on. Have your
pit crew help you if needed.Before
the 'cars' can fully realise where they are and whats happening the race co-ordinator shall fire off the starting gun at which point
a selected member of your
pit crew (dressed as a skeleton) should start
to chase your
'car' around the track
It is recommended that you limit the race to no more than 5 laps on a medium sized track depending on the fitness of the downs
syndrome people (cars) you have selected
The winner should
with an inscribed medallion
or statuette and also pose for a photo opportunity with the two most attractive downs
syndrome people kissing each of the winners cheeks.
Dave: "Who won the Retard Racing?"
Ted: "Mike won, but Peter would have taken out the championship if he hadnt crashed and caught fire on the second to last corner. The mechanics had to sell the 'car' as scraps"