sloppy and large
girls between the ages of 16-19 that are excessively overweight and have bipedal displacement issues, and waddle or spin/turn as they step. but in order to be slarge the girl must be exceedingly obnoxious and annoyingly outspoken. match that with the ignorance and disrespect to sit and wreck peoples couches or chairs or any other thing that their obesity would destroy.
the slarge's total being is so far gone that it affects the shape of sound they form in words, much like the sound of gigantic tubes flayling about with the wind almost whistling through
'oooohhh(any obese related stretch or mutation of words, jumbled sentence or sound)'
'oh man, i think slarge is coming, dont let her see us'
-mindless mockin jock talk
-can be used in any part of a conversation, ie 'i went to the triple bill mall the other day, and triple bill picked up a triple double justin pair of pants'
-such exstatic mocking of a jocks entire universe, the kind of jocks that get naked and piss on each other in the showers, the orgasmic sensation those jocks have, is put into a derogatory message 'TRIPLE BILL!'
-where one 'bill guerin' shout just doesn't cut it, you now have three
'triple bill guerin guy!'
did you just see what happened? yeah that was great!, i know triple bill!
'bill guerin to the triple bill guerin guy'
'triple bill guerin to the double justin guerin guy!'