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24 definitions by Dodger Of Zion

 
1.
A father, no longer living with his wife/girlfriend and child(ren), who refuses to pay child support.
A deadbeat dad who can't keep a shirt on his kid's back should be shot in the head.
by Dodger Of Zion July 11, 2003
 
2.
Mediocre, vanilla, or "regular." Nothing different.
I think it's fucking stock, alright? It's stock to my ears! - Lars Ulrich
by Dodger of Zion March 25, 2005
 
3.
old
On a message board, when someone (more than likely a n00b), posts something that has already been buried in the population's long term memory.
n00b: "Oh look, Landover Baptist! This has gotta be the freakiest site on the net!" Admin: "OLD." *thread locked*
by Dodger of Zion March 28, 2004
 
4.
Born 28 March 1972, he is an actor best known in the UK for the Channel 4 show Spaced, and in the US for the film Shaun of the Dead.
"Men have an unspoken telepathy, a biological connection between male psyches. Whether they know each other or not, put a group of them together, always the same." - Nick Frost as Mike Watts in Spaced.
by Dodger of Zion March 30, 2005
 
5.
Often uttered on Fark.com, Slashdot, and other comment-enabled news sites whenever a celebrity, more often than not a comedian, passes on.
"SAD: Chris Farley is Dead."
"Good night funnyman."
by Dodger of Zion April 04, 2006
 
6.
To commit a fail of such a gargantuan degree, a scope that can not be defined using human terms. First made popular by such failure from Ocean Marketing, as published by Penny Arcade.
Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up.
by Dodger Of Zion December 27, 2011
 
7.
Within the Channel Awesome/TGWTG community, a hipster box is an Apple computer of any build, be it a desktop or portable computer. So named for the purported number of hipsters that own said Apples.
Friend A: Did you ever update your Skype?
Friend B: I can't dude, I have a hipster box.
by Dodger Of Zion April 13, 2011