1 definition by Doctor Abraham Lincoln
1. a (borderline-)retarded person that contributes nothing to society and complains about anything and everything
2. a massive asshole
3. someone with an extremely small penis
4. a grown man with the mind and penis of a small child
5. shit, feces, or anything so unattractive it makes shit or feces bearable
2. a massive asshole
3. someone with an extremely small penis
4. a grown man with the mind and penis of a small child
5. shit, feces, or anything so unattractive it makes shit or feces bearable
"What's your problem? All you do is complain like a pathetic, whiny bitch. You're a real jade dragon."
"Hey, my genitals might be small, but at least they're not jade dragon small."
"I accidentally stepped in dog crap earlier today. My new shoes were covered in jade dragon."
"Hey, my genitals might be small, but at least they're not jade dragon small."
"I accidentally stepped in dog crap earlier today. My new shoes were covered in jade dragon."
by Doctor Abraham Lincoln December 6, 2013