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Albuquerque mudslide

When a man masterbates at the same as taking a shit. Essentually it is a blumpkin for one.

"Man, after I had that filthy bean borito, I was so horny that I raced into the dumper and gave myself an Albuquerque mudslide," said Johnny D.

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When two or more men are in a public washroom taking a dump and masterbating. Essentially it is an Albuquerque mudslide but for two or more

A San Fransisco Pogo Party is when two or more men occupy adjacent stalls in a public washroom and shit and masterbate at the same time.

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