1 definition by Dizzale the Whale

AWEsome

That which describes a pair of people. Both of which awesome, although one tends to be more awesome than the other. AWEsome is used when two awesome people combine their majestic and quite magnificent powers of awesome. Normally, both of these people have blue eyes, and a great sense of humor (although mostly sarcasm). The word AWEsome cannot be spelled any other way than AWEsome, and cannot be used to describe anyone by anyone who is not indeed awesome. Even an AWEsome duo cannot officially describe another duo as AWEsome. That duty is up up to Cap'n Crunch, the inventor of light blue 'rade, and/or nuclear waste demons (fireflies)- also known as the Hierarchy of AWEsome.

"That chick Liz, and that dude Dale are the exact description of AWEsome. In fact, I would even go as far as saying they should be inducted into the Hierarchy of AWEsome!"

-"If Chuck Norris and her got into a fight, she would win. Hands down."
-"Why?"
-"Because she's AWEsome."
-"But AWEsome comes in two's."
-"Yeah, see that guy walking with her?"
-"Oohhhhh, yeah- she'd totally win in that fight."
-"Right?"

by Dizzale the Whale July 17, 2009