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Prefriend

Hybrid of "Pretend" and "Befriend"

When one is walking by them selves and lonely, To prefriend is to walk close enough to a group of people so that passers by assume you are with the group, but not so close as to make the group think you are following them.

Note: If one actually believes that they are with the group, they are not "Prefriending", they are just Delusional.
Usages:
To "Prefriend" to be with someone,
Or
One can be "Prefriending" to be with someone.

Person 1: "Hey look at Pete, I didn't know he was friends with the Jocks"
Person 2: "What?...Nah he's not, He's just "Prefriending" to be with them"
Person 1: "Pfft, What a loser"
by Disco Alpingu December 9, 2008
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Mathsterbation

Working really hard on a sum just for the feeling you get once you have solved it.
Guy #1 "OMG what's Elliott doing with his math book?"
Guy #2 "Eww! he's Mathsterbating!"
Guy #1 "So that's why he's sweating so much! Have fun with your Mathsterbation, Freak!"
by Disco Alpingu April 1, 2007
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Exclusive

AKA: An Exclusive Slut, an Exclusive Bitch and an Exclusive Hore

An Exclusive is someone, usually a girl, who has done something (or thinks she has done something) that puts her above other ordinary guys and girls. For example they had a minor acting role on a TV show. Exclusive’s are usually anti-social, snobby, have arrogant body language and use phrases like “Eww, go out with you?!?!” and “OMG I am soo above this!”

Please Note: An Exclusive is not to be confused with just anyone who won’t go out with you. They are called a bitch hore mother fucking slut.
Guy #1 - “Hey has that girl that you like, who was on Neighbours added you on myspace yet?”
Guy #2 – “Nah (sigh)”
Guy #1 – “Don’t be too hard on yourself man, she’s an exclusive”

Guy #2 – “Hey, umm, do you wanna go out sometime?”
Exclusive – “Eww, Go out with you?!?!” (as walking away) “OMG I am soo above this!”
by Disco Alpingu December 14, 2008
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