19 definitions by DirtyWaterbury

hit by the bus

Phrase used when evaluating how much risk exists in a (software) project, more specifically, if project success is too dependent upon any one principal team member. Closely related to "bus factor".

What if Eugene is hit by the bus, who will approve Git pull requests?

by DirtyWaterbury March 8, 2019

jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.

When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.

by DirtyWaterbury February 19, 2016

itoldyouso

Person you has that I-told-you-so attitude in the way they point out a mistake.

Ok team we need to fix the mistake for that itoldyouso. He's right, but I simply cant stand the way that arrogant customer points out the flaws with our product.

by DirtyWaterbury February 7, 2020

break-out day

first warm sunny day on a college campus during the spring semester (typically March) where most females first break out their tank tops and the like to flaunt their pale cleavage. First day where all the white chicks lay out on random spots on the grass trying start their base tan, but get burnt.

Dude, I bet all these chickens get sunburned on break-out day this afternoon. I love break-out day... check out all these fun bags!

by DirtyWaterbury February 19, 2016

lollipops and rainbows

super optimistic and oblivious state of mind, especially common in the naive. origin: Wizard of Oz references.

She was all lollipops and rainbows after she opened her college acceptance letter... just wait until she finds out how much its going to cost though.

by DirtyWaterbury February 19, 2016