HARD DICK- noun
Middle aged to older man, usually divorced multiple
cater to a much younger, hipper crowd. Will
be found leaning against the prime drink ordering spot at the bar. This
is to insinuate
himself into conversations between younger, clearly
out of his league, women, with
what he thinks
is witty banter. This
Hard Dick will
be shot down repeatedly, even
by very intoxicated women.
Typical attire will
include: Member’s Only jacket, polo shirt, poly blend slacks, and boat shoes.
Accoutrements: Wall Street
Journal, Blackberry, Corvette key fob with
a Honda car key, watch that
appears to be a Rolex but will
either be a knock off or the least expensive
Irritates all bartenders with
his overly familiar comments, and does not tip well. Male equivalent to the Female “Bar Fly
out with the trash.
If you are approached by the Hard Dick, a stern “NO!” accompanied by a sharp snap of the fingers will stun him long
enough to make an escape. Do not accept
his offer of a cocktail, as this only encourages further conversation and bad behavior.