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The definition of torque is: when you wake up in the morning with a raging hard-on and go into the bathroom to take a piss
as you push down on it to aim it toward the water your feet kick out backwards from under you and your face bounces of the rim of the bowl. Now that is torque/torqued
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I saw a super beat up looking homeless person today, poor guy was totally torqued.

My buddy broke his truck four wheeling today, I saw it and it looked fucking torqued.

I watched a dude take to big of a bong hit today and it totally torqued him
by Dirty G in S.C. October 24, 2009
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