1 definition by Dirk Dingus

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The proud weighty member in a state none other than semi-erect. Girth, Length, and Vessel Grouping are highly desirable features according to Dingus historians. ("The evolution of the Dingus" Circa 2001)
Dingus demands respect.
by Dirk Dingus June 03, 2009

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