4 definitions by Dingleberry Tatas
| 1. | douchebaggery | ||
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The state of being a douchebag - committing acts that define an individual as being a douchebag, such as ripping off friends, screwing your friends over or generally just being a giant douche. That fucker used to be my bro until he stinkfingered my girlfriend while she was passed out. That's some seriously fucked up repugnant douchebaggery right there.
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| 2. | crack whore hot | ||
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When a bitch is looking ugly as shit, but there's something about her that gets you sprung even though she's a nasty-ass bitch. Sometimes, these bitches be lookin like they got smashed in the face with a frying pan, or have some fetal alcohol syndrome shit. But they've got a bangin' body or some other quality that makes them fuckable. Christina Ricci, Chloe Sevingy, Monica Lewinsky, etc. Those bitches are crack whore hot.
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| 3. | Mexican Omelet | ||
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Sloppy ploppy diarrhea of the burning variety, usually discharged after a late-night binge on Mexican food following a night of heavy drinking. "Man, I gotta lay off the midnight Taco Bell - I dropped a nasty-ass Mexican omelet when I got home from the bar."
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| 4. | Taking Chowder | ||
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When a bitch or wife-boy swallows a big load of cream after fellating one or many guys. "That slutty cunt was taking chowder all night long! I heard she sucked off seventeen guys in a row."
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