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An imaginary man who receives blame for problems he didn't even cause. Some people confuse this obscure character with North Korean leader Kim Jong Il. The last letter of the man's name is an 'L', not an 'i'.
Kim Jong II also has an imaginary father, Kim Jong I, along with a pretend sister, Kimberly Jong.
by Diggity Monkeez January 13, 2005
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Smooth transition from one thought/idea to another.
News reporters utilize segues when changing topics.
by Diggity Monkeez January 17, 2005
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The full phrase is 'If a tree falls in the forest but nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?'.

It symbolizes the ineffectiveness of unheard opinions/thoughts.
Ah, cripes- I can't think of one.
by Diggity Monkeez April 28, 2005
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To curse or 'cuss'. Swears are considered inappropriate to use in public places, but are less offensive than other profanities. These 'bad words' are often referenced by pre-adolescents by their first letter (the 'f' word, the 's' word, even 'h-e-double-hockey-sticks').
I swore in the privacy of my room, and nobody was offended.
by Diggity Monkeez March 23, 2005
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A common starch-based breakfast. Often eaten with milk.
Most children's cereals advertise on television with mysteries for the kids to solve.
by Diggity Monkeez March 3, 2005
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1) Legendary giant, blue ox who travelled the Great Plains with renowned giant Paul Bunyan.

2) First-ever recorded sheep-herding pig.

3) Baseball player regarded as the greatest ever at his sport.
1) Babe and Paul Bunyan were both giants.

2) After fearing he would be eaten, Babe felt all the more determined to prove his doubters wrong.

3) When Babe joined the Yankees, he had already won three World Series(es?); he went on to win four more.
by Diggity Monkeez April 7, 2005
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