9 definitions by Diedric McSpurglejunken
by Diedric McSpurglejunken May 15, 2024
A person who is very obnoxious and bawdy whilst simultaneously being a loving and caring simpleton of the highest order!
The term was first used many moons ago by a certain legless character of Durrington, West Sussex to refer to himself whilst looking at his extremely large football-like head of massive proportions..
The term was first used many moons ago by a certain legless character of Durrington, West Sussex to refer to himself whilst looking at his extremely large football-like head of massive proportions..
Whilst looking in the mirror one morning he paused to admire his reflection thinking out loud...
"Wow! Look at the epic head on that Plimble!"
"Wow! Look at the epic head on that Plimble!"
by Diedric McSpurglejunken June 20, 2020
"I went out on a date with that bird from the pub last night. It went really well and by the end of the night, I turned into a proper cuntriloquist! I tell ya, she was singing in tune dude!
by Diedric McSpurglejunken June 19, 2024
To be "Flabby", "Squidgy" and slightly "Stinky" whilst simultaneously being quite damned gorgeous in a "Midgety" kind of way. This often refers to small Grand-daughters who are quite wobbly like a portly bum cheek that has been recently flicked and is in partial resonation.
by Diedric McSpurglejunken October 18, 2020
by Diedric McSpurglejunken June 19, 2024
by Diedric McSpurglejunken June 19, 2024
A person or persons who mumble incessantly to spite the people around them. The people in question mumble continuously in order to fill a space or situation with as much interference as humanly possible with the aim of getting under the skin of others in their vicinity. These types are often referred to as being from "MUMBOLIA". Also they repeat the same mumble sound often which would be referred to as a "MUMBOLIANISM". These people are found quite readily in the realms of the HAM radio operator and are the bane of "normal speaking radio stations on the air".
"Oh God sounds like the Mumbolians are out in force today!"
"CQ CQ any stations outside Mumbolia on this frequency!"
"CQ CQ any stations outside Mumbolia on this frequency!"
by Diedric McSpurglejunken February 26, 2020