1 definition by Dick long wiener

A certain type of life form who has an awkward way of life , awkward smile and a very VERY small penis. If you run into this life form do NOT speak up a conversation for it will tell you “Laub stories”.
Hey man I ran into this thing and it just started telling me Laub stories.
by Dick long wiener February 28, 2019
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