Definitions by DiVonnie

deli-itis 

where you love a person who's bad for you. everyone else can see this handy piece of information but you.

Her boyfriend treats her like crap, yet she stil does everything fro him. She's got a wicked bad case of deli-itis.

deli-itis by DiVonnie November 17, 2005

Van 

A really large person. Usually ugly as well.

That van was blocking my way at the deli.

Van by DiVonnie September 30, 2005