bass

1) A far more sophisticated, fun, and powerful instrument evolving from the upright jazz bass shaped like a guitar, oftenly cosisting 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 12 strings. Used in most modern music and hardly given any recognition, the bass produces low-end sounds and notes used often to provide rhythm along with percussion instruments or backup to another instrument, such as an electric guitar.

2) What the idiot ghetto kids at your school refer to as a guitar, think electric varieties can produce sound when not plugged in, see as an "evil" instrument used in heavy metal music worshipping Satan, and view only as a tool to get you laid, which is just an added bonus.
Some famous bass players include Flea, Jaco Pastorius, Les Claypool, Geddy Lee, and Ginger Baker.
by DexterSR300DX April 06, 2003
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anarchist

One who things that mankind is smart enough to survive on it's own without order or government and how the world will all be strumming guitars and singing Kum Ba Ya, despite the fact that it's a religious song, which is also apposed because it "causes war" even though anarchists are the ones who cause war and hate in the first place, based on the philosophies of some homeless guy too cheap to pay for his freedom.
Anarchism doesn't work. Only the theory of nihilism does.
by DexterSR300DX March 30, 2003
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yildo

A dildo that you stick in your duple due to homosexuality
Dude, get that yildo out of yourself and get to work.
by DexterSR300DX March 25, 2003
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