Dewit's definitions

Anticapitalizer

A person who never capitalizes the begging of a sentence or nouns. This also describes a person who abbreviates almost every word they can in a sentence. Online or in text messages, it is usually alright but with business matters it can be very annoying.

It also drives us perfectionists insane.

CEO of Bank writes E-mail: "Well, it looks like stocks are down again, we will have to cut your pay by $2.50 an hour. Sorry."

Sincerely,

Bob Banker - CEO

Anticapitalizer writes back: "wtf?! u sob! u kan suck my cock go 2 hell u noob i quit"

kiss my a$$

dylin cantspeller - gtg u fag

by Dewit May 22, 2009

Jopid

Pronounced "JO-PID". It the word Joke and Stupid combined. Also know as a "Stoke". This word describes a joke or prhase that is really stupid and/or funny.

Examples of a Jopid:

I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now hes gone.

Your mom is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

by Dewit May 27, 2009

Fuck

One of the most heard and used words in America. This magical word can basically describe any situation your in, and can put much emphasis on any sentence. One origin of the word fuck goes back hundreds of years back in Europe. It is said that Women wore chastity belts that read “Fornicate under consent of king”, or f.u.c.k. This word can be seen anywhere (like on this website), whether you see it on the internet, engraved into your desk at school, spray painted on walls, on tv, videogames, yada yada yada. Do I need to go on? I’m not wasting my time putting examples, there are many already created right here, on this page. Have a great fucking day. :)

How many fucking ways can you use this fucking word?

by Dewit April 13, 2009

Spamtastic

This word can be used in several ways.

1.) To desribe how much you enjoy spam ham.

2.) An sarcastic way of saying your pissed about your junk mail.

3.) Just another way to say "Cool" or "Awesome".

1.) Wow mom, this Macoroni and Chesee with spam is spamtastic!

2.) Matt opens his e-mail to find 4,294 new messages in his inbox. Sarcasticly he utters "Spamtastic".

3.) Kyle: I just found $100 under my bed!
Matt: Spamtastic!

by Dewit May 21, 2009

Columbia Tower

The Columbia Tower is the tallest building in Seattle, Washington, and the 20th tallest in the nation.

It is a nice glossy black building, and reaches a hight of 76 stories. The 73rd floor is open for public viewing on weekdays, with a nearly 360 degree view of the Seattle area, and surrounding areas. The top floor is reserved for members of the Columbia Club, where they have their own restaurant, lounge, and other cool stuff.

The Columbia Tower is mostly for office use for different company's including Amazon.com.

Mike: That building is so tall.

Matt: Hell ya, its the Columbia Tower!

by Dewit May 22, 2009

Rap

The "C" is silent. Next to operas and symphony's, its the worst music in the world.

Person 01: This music is crap!

Person 02: Actually, the C is silent, it pronounced "Rap".

by Dewit May 22, 2009

PS3

Plays Playstation games, music, Blue-Ray DVD's, and MP3. Also can be modified as a mini-fridge or George Foreman Grill. Your choice.

Jose: Is that your PS3?
Tim: Ya, just got it today. It does everything man, even keeps my beer cold.

by Dewit May 27, 2009