1 definition by Desperate HandS

Alyona

Self-centered, bimbo type weirdos. Usually transplanted from some Eastern European USSR hole, yet remembers their heritage like it didn't force them to abandon the very lives they claim to miss and inform to their friends as a 'Better way of life' in their new, better life.

Probably great in bed.

Alyona won't shut up about how dope communism is, but is always buying shit.

by Desperate HandS January 10, 2021