1 definition by Des ;)
Boy who's name begins with a C and spluges his pants early, hence "Mess". Usually tall and brags about getting with rank bitches. Will stick his dick in shit but shys away from lickin clean puss. Also associated with faggot ass, fuck stick, and cum guzzler.
"Dude stop acting like such a C-Mess, that girl is losing interest!!!"
Girl #1: "Collin is looking pretty fly tonight"
Girl #2: " No I hear he's a C-Mess..."
Girl #1: "Oh! Well then fuck that!"
Girl #1: "Collin is looking pretty fly tonight"
Girl #2: " No I hear he's a C-Mess..."
Girl #1: "Oh! Well then fuck that!"
by Des ;) June 11, 2008