2 definitions by Deryl B. Derdy

mullet-call

A late night, usually drunken, rendezvous with your rural neighbor for the purpose of obtaining sex.

I got so randy after we left the bar, I had to give Deryl a mullet-call as soon as I got home.

by Deryl B. Derdy January 24, 2003

Faggotor

One who is the gayest man in the world.

At first I saw a guy naked in the locker room and wondered if I was gay. Two months later I was taking it from both ends and ski-poling two more, and I realized, "Hey, I'm the gayest man in the world! I am Faggotor!"

by Deryl B. Derdy January 24, 2003