1 definition by Dervla Ann

turtle

when you think you're just going to fart, but the end of a turd pops its little head out as well, then goes back in.

"Oh scuse me, I farted. Eww, that was a close one!"
- "What , did you shit yourself finally?"
"No but I think I had a turtle."

by Dervla Ann July 18, 2003