1 definition by Derek Geary
An odious, untalented, bigoted, low-level Sunday Times journalist. His sole contribution to the journalism world equates to sly digs at Crystal Palace FC, as well as incitement to violence by celebrating the Eric Cantona kick. He has a limp penis, which he use viagra to cure, in order to have affairs with his sectretary. He engages in buggery with Nazis such as Nick Griffin and Danny Baker. He pretends to support Millwall although he's never been to a match.
by Derek Geary May 4, 2006