Definitions by Der Capitan

user 

1. The 'audience', so to speak, of a programmer's code.
2. One participating in computer usage. Usually doing something totally unproductive, like looking at porn, playing solitaire, and otherwise generally not working. Bane of sysadmins.
3. See luser.

1. This algorithm is designed specifically to frustrate the user.
2. Sysadmin: Oops, sorry user, looks like I deleted all your projects while you were playing Freecell.
3. See luser.

user by Der Capitan December 7, 2003

ka 

Derived principally from AKA, a shortening of the phrase, "Known as," rather than, "Also Known As."

It's that crazy guy, KA Shopping-Cart Steve.

ka by Der Capitan December 7, 2003

Microslave

User of software by the corporation KA Microsoft. Generally thought of as powerless, but in actuality connected with limitless high-end software and hardware possibilities, as long as he/she - well, okay, just he - knows what he's doing.

You're not going ANYWHERE today, Microslave.

Microslave by Der Capitan December 7, 2003

taco salad 

Vegan pussy.

"Dude, dis you just say that you like Phish?"
"Yeah, but just so I can get some taco salad."

taco salad by Der Capitan December 7, 2003

tui mater 

Latin for "Your mom". Can be used to display one's superiority; even moreso than conventional "Your mom" usage it can, because it's in a different language and makes you sound smarter.

1: So, what're you doin' tonight?
2: Tui mater! O!
3: *face melts from display of awesomenity*

tui mater by Der Capitan November 2, 2003

honkies 

The plural of honky.

Honkies: The whitest of meats.

honkies by Der Capitan October 17, 2003

honkify 

1. To form into a honky.
2. To make suitable for use by honkies.

1. It's high-time that we honkify these niggers.
2. Someone should honkify Harlem.

honkify by Der Capitan October 17, 2003