Dennis Gildea's definitions

awesomeninity

Awesomeness in its complete form. Excruciating awesomeness.

The awesomeninity of Einsteins theory of relativity is immeasurable.

by Dennis Gildea September 2, 2004

guacamoleculator

An instrument used to puree an avacado.

After opening up Charlie Velottas skull at the autopsy, what the pathologist found resembled something that had been put through a guacamoleculator.

by Dennis Gildea March 10, 2004